December 2011
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10knotes:
No doubt Louis will be a hot, drunk mess tonight
purelyonedirection:
beautifulharrystyles:
come to meh
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
I feel like I'm going to have an attitude problem...
heyfunniest:
When someone says something slightly stupid I’ll be like:
When someone says something rude about you:
When someone makes an irrelevant argument:
When someone is walking slow as fuck in the halls:
When your teacher is yelling at you for no reason:
When some bitch is…
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That awful moment when you can not remember the...
heyfunniest:
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You are not your bra size, nor are you the width of your waist, nor are you the...
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i miss scrubs
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
TYPE YOUR NAME: Marley
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: MKaekdegy
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Marley
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: Mzr,dhg
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Anonymous asked: I met Cory today. After waiting...